I need a hero!

Welcome to my brand spanking new blog. Here I document the highlights and numerous low lights of being a single gal around town. Yes I do want to punch myself in the face for using the word ….gal. Having been single now on and off for two years I have seen such things as to create wonder and despair amongst my coupled friends. It seems only fair to share them with the other singletons out there. I will also, if asked answer any questions and share advice .

I will also be sharing tips and posting contributions from my friends as they too search for their Mr Right ...well right now.

So first some information about me, well I’m early thirties woman in a professional job although I have started to tell people I’m 27. I go to the gym a couple of times a week and yes have even once had Botox. I also have a very unhealthy relationship with clothes. This means I am almost single handily keeping he economy afloat and have a similar state of finances to that of Greece.

I also seem to attract some rather strange men.  So what’s it like being single in the greatest city on earth (well for the last two weeks anyway)… London?

Well…this week I attended one singles night quiz, accidentally kissed a 23 year old called lionel , arranged two dates (with two different nice but quiet guys ...one for the third time ) and received eight emails from some of the UK's scariest men from the popular dating website, Crimewatch I mean another popular dating website. I also leaned that one short lived ex-boyfriend has now become a reasonably known writer …Ggggrr and  had an email offer from an absurdly attractive six foot male model....got excited and then read the email which asked if  we could ‘friends with benefits’.  If only life was that simple.

 Following that and whilst deleting the latest round of emails from  the more typical on-line daters, Bighosefireman45’s (subject line , Cum all over me!) I started wondering...again  where are all the attractive normal men- they can’t all be in the pub watching football? Maybe it s that I'm looking for a cross between David Beckham and Ryan Gosling but even so a man with a job and good personal hygiene would be a start.  

Stay posted as I try and find him.